i just had a mini-heart attack... if we have a tumblr meet up in DC, what the HELL am i going to wear?
yeah.i’ve already started praying to the gods of fashions
remember: DC is Hollywood for ugly people. You don’t need to try very hard.
Khakis, blue jacket, white shirt with a striped tie. That’s what everyone else wears when they first get to DC.
To fit in in DC, if you are a woman dress like Ayn Rand. If you are a man, dress like male Ayn Rand (Alan Greenspan).
edit: you can use that joke to fit in too
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