January 5, 2010

robot-heart-politics:

J. Matt Barber: Counterfeit Marriage and its Counterfeit Movement

On behalf of my state, sorry about that.

Although honestly, you think that sucks, you should see what happens when someone in the legislature thinks about raising taxes for any reason.

Q: How can you tell if Flyers player Daniel Carcillo is about to do something stupid or crazy

A: He has hockey skates on

I’ve probably told this story before but one of my all time favorite moments from escorting ever is having an older protester gentleman tell me about how Jews were responsible for making it so Barack Obama (WHO IS PRO-CHOICE, DON’T YOU KNOW) could speak at Notre Dame (WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PRO-LIFE, DON’T YOU KNOW) and their commencement ceremony.

When I said ’that is an interesting interpretation of events you have there’ he proceeded to share with me a conception of history in which the Jews were responsible for cities becoming more populated with African-Americans, thereby “driving down property values” (I swear that’s what he actually said) to cripple urban Catholic communities.

This is why I quietly snicker to myself whenever protesters bring up things like ‘black genocide.’ I feel like, generally, before you accuse an organization of continuing to follow racist roots you should (again, generally) believe that racism exists, you know?

edit: bonus fact, this was said in earshot of a real live black person who he was trying to convince of the truth to the “Planned Parenthood is waging a campaign of genocide against persons of color” meme until I stepped in and made him tell me about the J-E-W-S.

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

Isabel Allende (via femmefemmefemme) (via femenergy) (via georgeanne)

(via bthny)

My other fake blog that I will start and then never do anything with will be called “WOMEN! AM I RIGHT?”

y2k pt. 2: da return

- rend it

Y2K 2000?

muppetpants:

Sunday.
via my Flickr.
The pitcher is actually full of Bell’s Two-Hearted Ale.  FYI.

 The next fake tumblr I start and then never do anything with will be called ‘Marty Brodeur’s Moustache’.

muppetpants:

Sunday.

via my Flickr.

The pitcher is actually full of Bell’s Two-Hearted Ale.  FYI.

 The next fake tumblr I start and then never do anything with will be called ‘Marty Brodeur’s Moustache’.

Morning scratches

- Hooray a qualified transgendered person got appointed to a Department of Commerce post

- ‘My President is Black’ would be a great campaign theme song but only in the year 2012 and then probably never again

January 4, 2010
My other dissertation is ‘Cats in American Political Cartooning’

My other dissertation is ‘Cats in American Political Cartooning’

Here’s Mike Lester from during those years that didn’t happen, by the way.

Here’s Mike Lester from during those years that didn’t happen, by the way.

I have a big backlog to get through so commentary is mostly going to be hit and run. Here, Mike Lester submits that the last eight years did not happen.

I have a big backlog to get through so commentary is mostly going to be hit and run. Here, Mike Lester submits that the last eight years did not happen.

In the interest of equal time here’s a shitty cartoon by Bors.

In the interest of equal time here’s a shitty cartoon by Bors.

EPA is literally Hitler.
edit: by the way, in case you forgot, the CIA has been shipping people off to so-called ‘black sites’ since like 2002 to torture them without actually accusing them of a crime, which is actually less in the way of a public hearing than this (fictional) guy and his dog are getting

EPA is literally Hitler.

edit: by the way, in case you forgot, the CIA has been shipping people off to so-called ‘black sites’ since like 2002 to torture them without actually accusing them of a crime, which is actually less in the way of a public hearing than this (fictional) guy and his dog are getting